Those of you that know my past, and what I am discerning for my future vocation, will not be surprised that at the conclave I am on the short list of possible popes. Some difficulties arise from this prospect, but I am willing to serve as the church calls. But, the biggest problem arises from my choice of my pope name. My wife has disallowed all of my potential porno names, and my kids will not support 'Pope Pastey White' or naming myself after one of the dogs, so I am opening up this Peak Putters' Papal conclave...
My Pope Name will Be...
My pope name
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My pope name
Okay, we're a little crazy to have a Duramax for a daily driver. But if we go off our meds, we might wind up in a Prius.
If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.
N7EEL WROD249

If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.
N7EEL WROD249
Sorry Lee, I'm pope'en and think'en, but nothing comes to mind. I was toy'en with "Pope Good Guy Lee", but it doesn't pope. Neither did "Pope I was turning around in the Snow and Broke an Axle Following My Own Tracks Out and then My Lug Nuts Feel Off". That name was accurate but too busy. I did think long and hard about "Pope Applebee’s No Longer Serves My favorite Steak and Mushrooms – D’em Bastards. Again, it's accurate but doesn't pope. When Lint is over, swing by and I’ll pope you one of my last Maple Chocolate Porter homebrews. They suck down well, especially if you mix them with Budlight... Only four left.
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