I owe George and His Girlfriend an apology...
We had gone wheelin' with George one recent Sunday at Juniper and had a great time, then a couple of weeks ago a bunch of us went wheelin' behind A&B Asphalt and we met Brian whose lovely wife was at home expecting a little one...
Can you see where this is going? Me turning 50 this year and practicing my senility early (so I'll be really good at it) got George and Brian's stories mixed up and mistakenly assumed George's "wife" was expecting and thinking our recent Nasty Creek Run might have caused her water to break...
I even asked the poor girl how far along she was... I can only imagine that ride home.
So before God and everybody I apologize and ask George and his Girlfriend's forgiveness. Chaulk it up to an old turd gettin' rotten in his brain...
